Nike’s running headlines make me crazy jealous. So I tried writing my own.

My process included lots of jogging. Lots of jotting down thousands of lines like an absolute maniac. (Scroll to the bottom for the evidence.) It was a…“creative exercise.”

The final collection includes English, Spanish, and Spanglish headlines. The goal is to reach 100 headlines. I’m at 70.

You know what they say: what doesn’t kill you gives you shin splints and carpal tunnel.