ENERGY GEL HEADLINES FOR RUNNERS

Nike’s running headlines make me jealous. So jealous I lose sleep about it sometimes. So I decided I was going to crack a few of my own.

The goal was simple. Start 2025 running several times a week. Then, use my POV to write 100 Nike worthy headlines.

The seasons changed. I ran hundreds of miles. I shed some weight. And yes, I filled up several pocket-sized notebooks.

I’m at 67-ish headlines now and working to get to 100 before Jan 1, 2026.

Yeah, the process is intense. But you know what they say: what doesn’t kill you gives you shin splints and carpal tunnel.